T Outdoes himself Plus A’s Ass

I’ve been combing my hidden archives for interesting old photos. Anyone ever wondered what my ass looked like 30 years ago? (Plus you gotta love the way the computer dates the image.) Black Rock, Tobago, circa 1994.

I’ve been really busy of late writing a Foreword to my (photo-driven) memoir, which I’ve tentatively titled ‘The Art of the Boondock; a photographic journey‘, yes the same title as the video presentation. In the writing, some days are better than others, but I think I have something unique here. I’ll keep you informed; you will also be the first to read the Foreword when it’s presentable.

So please understand if my posts are spotty; I have trouble dealing with two very different… issues simultaneously. (Except in subtext, I am trying to avoid ‘world affairs’.) But… but… I can’t help but point out the quality, the beauty, the profundity, and on and on, of yesterday’s charter flights of illegal immigrants to Martha’s Vineyard, where they  are presumably to to live amongst the locals, as they do in El Paso, Brownsville and other low rent border towns. 

I have to give Tucker (and his team of writers) credit for T’s podcast last night. He (they) outdid themselves in level of sarcasm. I’ll say no more and just send you there

This one, also from the early 90s, is really quite good. Up to you to figure out why. Near Rincon, Puerto Rico, early 90s.

I’m really looking forward to your comments and will have stuff to say on this ridiculous subject then, but the Dems’s reaction… is in another realm.

allan

  38 comments for “T Outdoes himself Plus A’s Ass

  1. Jack
    September 24, 2022 at 12:59 am

    One thing I learned about women many moons ago. Once you meet a good one you never let them go. EVER.

  2. September 22, 2022 at 10:07 pm

    You guys crack me up. Been really busy but will get a post out tonight to explain what I’m up to. I think I’m on to something major. We’ll see.

  3. September 18, 2022 at 4:53 pm

    No comments on my ass so far. What a disappointment. The picture was taken for the girl in the Polaroid, whom I met on the island. Another of my mistakes. I mean for letting her go. She’s in Zero, the woman who visited me… I’m a fucking idiot.

    • Saverio
      September 18, 2022 at 5:09 pm

      You do have a comment regarding your great ass!!! I am sure plenty of women ran after you back in the day.

      As my grandpa used to say “never let go a woman without checking her panties” ^_^

      • lamont cranston
        September 21, 2022 at 12:13 am

        Saverio-

        Once dated a girl that was a member of Chi Omega at Ole Miss (think Mary Lee Mobley). This is back in the 70s. Mother of my children was a Kappa Delta at Bama. Both told me that they looked at where a potential pldege bought her undies. Belk/Parisian/McRae’s – OK. JC Penney’s/Sears – no bid unless a wealthy legacy.

        • Saverio
          September 21, 2022 at 9:09 am

          Hi Lamont,

          was not familiar with those brands. Very classy looking.
          We might ask others ’round here what’s their preference when it comes to women undies or men if that’s your cup of tea.

          Let’s ask Allan first…

    • bmseattle
      September 18, 2022 at 7:44 pm

      I assumed it was airbrushed and photo shopped. šŸ˜‰

    • Ea
      September 19, 2022 at 3:21 pm

      The arse of a man who can’t get along with anyone.

      Looks like a wonderful place and a wonderful time.

    • Ea
      September 19, 2022 at 3:21 pm

      The arse of a man who can’t get along with anyone.

      Looks like a wonderful place and a wonderful time.

      • September 19, 2022 at 7:56 pm

        We are lucky to get to see Al’s ass! šŸ˜€ :-D….no doubt it was in high demand, in the days of that photo too BTW! šŸ˜€

  4. Viva Hoffmann
    September 17, 2022 at 10:51 pm

    Oak Bluffs in Marthaā€™s Vineyard started out I was told as a Black religious revival tented camp as did Thousand Islands Park on Wellesley Island in the Saint Lawrence River an identical former White religious revival camp. However Wikipedia makes no mention of this and claims it was begun as a slave runaway refuge also dating it as founded in 1880.

    • September 18, 2022 at 4:46 pm

      I’d love to know the real history of the Vineyard. witch burnings and such I’d bet. Someone should do an essay on that but getting the info would be tough. Research isn’t what it was in early days of the Net.

  5. September 17, 2022 at 4:29 pm

    Really, folks: give the video Krusty recommends a look. The resulting perspective can really be enlightening. In my travels I’ve made a point to visit the petroglyph sites and really examine them. Anthony Peratt’s work on these really says it all. Our ancestors were warning us what’s coming. And the PTB know it and are prepared (the DUMBS). All I hope for is a full-blown nova so even the underground hideouts are vaporized.

  6. Saverio
    September 17, 2022 at 3:42 pm

    “Give me your tired, your poor…” and so on.
    Too bad Miss Lazarus never gave a hint like where would it be a cool place for immigrants? Not where the wealth is not at all just like anywhere in the world. Funny thing is those people leaving their homeland expect a warm welcome by the very countries that fucked up half of the planet.

    PS – Great pics Allan, great ass from Tobago and an amazing blonde in Puerto Rico.

    • September 17, 2022 at 4:07 pm

      I wish I could remember what she was yelling… I do recall I went to a cock fight nearby (the same night I think) and got some good stuff. I will post one or two sometime.

      • Saverio
        September 17, 2022 at 5:42 pm

        You may dream of her yelling the exact same, you never know. Looking forward to the good stuff.

        One thing I wanted to tell you.
        I don’t know if you are aware of the cover – I can send you a pic of it – of one of the Italian editions of “Cosmic Bandidos”. It’s easily one of the best cover I’ve ever seen on a book!! Plus your story is simply outstanding.

        Take care Allan.

        • September 18, 2022 at 4:48 pm

          I’d love to see the cover. I have about a dozen foreign issues that are interesting, altho the U.S. cover remains my favorite. Please send it if you can – use allan at banditobooks.com.

          • Saverio
            September 20, 2022 at 10:00 am

            Hello there,

            did you get my mail ok?

  7. Ea
    September 17, 2022 at 2:49 pm

    Ken Burns.

    • September 17, 2022 at 4:10 pm

      I know. I’ve always known he was a PTB pawn but he’s now showed himself for a true scumfuck. Keep this in mind the if you’re ever viewing one of his films. Cut damn it pisses me off that people with such talent can be so completely fucked up.

      • Ea
        September 19, 2022 at 11:53 pm

        two years ago the Vaunted One was already giving free rein to his inner sock puppet :

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6117WJpUP50

        • September 20, 2022 at 12:44 am

          Click on the comments adjustment to ‘newest’ , and there is the latest comment that says it all, (and repeated in various notes down the page) – “From 2022….Ken Burns was wrong and obviously a moron”.

    • philipski
      September 22, 2022 at 3:49 pm

      Not very proudly, I – at a diff time, mind you – went to the same high school as Ken Burns. (And Iggy POP.) But, while I was in there still, this be-sweatered pre-hipster (effeminate, pipsqueak variety) did come in to give a talk on his then-latest, Jazz, and being an un-RedPilled music guy, back then, I had to go.
      My history teacher LOVED him and I think regretted he hadnā€™t been in HER class.
      (Shockingly, I seem to remember knowing detail that he was younger than her… his health diet has worked far better for him than for Steve Jobs.)

      He was making a case for the sainthood of Louis Armstrong – an amusing entertainer, no Charlie Parker, surely, and, I mean, does anyone listen to him today with the pleasure they may get from a Fats Waller or Louis Jordan? And were not Duke Ellington and his band more innovative for the time…. yet Armstrong is the most important ā€œfigureā€. (And Ken Burns had a whole slew of NYT/Village Voice analysts to appear in his doco and write words for the accompanying picture book.) What bothers me – and Iā€™m pretty sure Iā€™ve got 1 or 2 of his ā€œJazz Seriesā€ cds stowed away, being easy-to-finds comps of certain artists that I picked up used – is the appropriation of his name to all facets of history, for me most egregiously the music, Country and Jazz. The speech (he may not have been only speaker) was at night and he was definitely wearing a sweater. My history teacher looked rapturous. (ā€œGold stars for you!ā€) I now assume he is affiliated with one or more intelligence agency. Havenā€™t researched his basic local history, though. Richer than mine. I donā€™t see much talent in his compiling of clips and presumably informed opinionators, but I do jest hope, while filming his current shame extravaganza, that he was able to find a pile of shoes or Anne Frankā€™s ballpoint pen….

  8. Louis
    September 17, 2022 at 2:30 pm

    I lived in Mexico for over five years in the 70’s and have made many return trips over the years since. I have a pretty good idea of what would happen if a bunch of undocumented gringos showed up in town.

    • September 18, 2022 at 4:48 pm

      Shot on sight?

    • September 18, 2022 at 7:40 pm

      I have just been watching a young traveling dudes video on the ground in Haiti right now, and what an absolute horrific hell hole (yes today in 2022). Mexico looks like heaven in comparison….even if you got shot at, because you would be dodging bullets and more in Haiti.

      I am positive it is a fine ass Allan, – to go with the damn good body, but I think 90% on here are males, and too shy to comment Lol! . I like a females ass (best part of her body IMO :-D).
      But you did already get a nice comment from Saverio.
      You are a character Allan! :-D, a very talented one.

  9. Charles Mike Carlyon
    September 17, 2022 at 1:55 pm

    thanks Alan,,, you made my day

    • September 19, 2022 at 12:13 am

      I assume my ass has nothing to do with it, but glad to help out. I often have days that could use making.

  10. Krustysurfer
    September 17, 2022 at 1:37 pm

    Allan I don’t own a TV anymore, I decided to live out the “kill your television” ideal for nearly 4 years now and before that I had disconnected Cable TV probably around 2012 and gave up on public radio soon afterwords when I figured out the philanthropists how THEY (like as in THEY live) are controlling the public domain thru THEIR supposedly agenda free contributions and steering the narrative by doing so.
    Awakening to the nightmare and feeling the tentacles of THEIR influence everywhere around me…coming to the most uncomfortable realization I was shackled, the shackles were almost imperceptible until I attempted to escape/free myself.
    It has taken awhile to understand and believe that true liberation, unfettered freedom stems from a inward journey… A journey to meet the creator on the creators terms allowing the creator to play surgeon caretaker master gardener pruning and cauterizing the gangrene of my life of self… which has been a painful un-learning lesson consuming mouthfuls of humble pie giving the EGO some proper spiritual nutrition instead of Babylonian indoctrination and pablum …
    Allan I have already unplugged from the matrix on a certain level to help with the process of spiritual growth…
    HOWEVER
    The news/scuttlebutt creeps in when i turn on the desktop or google something on the phone, heck, even the spam that finds it way in on ad’s is laced with agenda as well as most forums, public spaces and chatroom’s… even here inside of Allan’s world (sigh)
    There is no escape from Babylon except to go deeper inward whilst creating healthy habits and patterns that are not monetized or ego driven… detaching is difficult but necessary in the plight of “being of service” to my fellow human becoming.
    If the Universe has something to say about the mess down here (and it does) in the monkey house it goes something like this-
    “REPENT AND FIND SALVATION”
    In an Electric Universe we are very vulnerable as a species who depends on electricity for it’s state of comfort and connectivity, just a few burps from the sun galaxy universe and our planet and higher lifeforms (us) on this dust ball all comes to a crashing halt, and if the Universe decides enough is enough then cosmic reset will occur, all of this world ceases to exist and Mankind will face God whether it wants to or not.
    Humanity is being entertained to death …fizzy drinks and popcorn 3-D specs and surround sound for the blissfully unawares NPC’s who could have chosen to become real spirits instead have chosen spiritual annihilation exchanging true liberty and everlasting life for a golden cage they helped to build, for what does it profit mankind to gain the world but lose its soul? as the cosmic sheet approaches there is some soul searching that needs to occufor many…
    We all have a choice to choose until our sun mini novas and decides for us this all needs to stop-the wars the suffering the killing the madness and hatred the pollution of the soul………..
    can spirit overcome?
    Most certainly it can……. finding the inspiration to do so is a personal journey and decision to travel inward detaching from babylon to let it starve by refusing to feed it the blood of our children……… God save the queen and have mercy on the hive.
    Aloha and Mahalo for the morning thoughts Allan
    here is a website that everyone including you should enjoy.

    https://youtu.be/B_zfMyzXqfI

    • September 17, 2022 at 4:20 pm

      Good stuff, K, and I do recommend the Suspicious Observers YT link; it’s really a vital chunk of info. Also, you almost mentioned a great book: Amusing Ourselves to Death (Neil Postman), from 1985 but on the money still. We don’t even need a mini-nova (which is coming soon, according to the rhythm of mama earth). Another Carrington type event would be even worse, in a way; it would string out the catastrophe a la Mad Max. I’d prefer to be poofed out via a nova…

  11. William Petty
    September 17, 2022 at 12:38 pm

    The ruling class has operated the same way from time in memorial. We are just the “simple” folk whom they control with their money. They gas light us continually and have always done so. The borders are secure and all this immigrants are highly valued human beings as long as they stay where they belong which, is most certainly, not on Marthas’s Vineyard. Why would we expect anything different.

    • September 17, 2022 at 4:22 pm

      Yeah, but isn’t the level of hypocrisy sort of delicious? I mean once you realize how things really are.

  12. Miles C MacQueen
    September 17, 2022 at 12:11 pm

    T outdoes himself, once again –

    https://youtu.be/MP6pmj30jn8

    • September 18, 2022 at 4:50 pm

      Yeah, but never forget who he really works for…

      • Miles C MacQueen
        September 18, 2022 at 10:55 pm

        Of course, I’ve never actually watched an entire episode of his show until you linked to him. Like you say, the hypocrisy on this issue, though.

        I actually lost all respect for and trust in him when he quit wearing his bow ties

      • Miles C MacQueen
        September 19, 2022 at 12:00 am

        And yeah, for the longest time I wasn’t secure enough to use an emoji or even type lol. So, here’s to continued personal growth –

        Nice ass amigo

  13. lamont cranston
    September 17, 2022 at 12:24 am

    Loved it when T said, “Obama could house them…in his guest house…garage…”

    And Ken Burns equating this to the Holocaust??? Bet there’s zero chemtrails over MV. And Nantucket.

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