An Open Letter to Jarrah White

How about a parable to start? Yes, a parable! (Imagine us sitting on the beach and I’ve just cleared my throat.)… ‘There once was a high school football coach named… Jarrah…. Jarrah dearly loved football and teaching it to the young men on his team… Jarrah also dearly loved his high school sweetheart, whom he married in spite of rumors that she had a… problem…

This is from a couple days ago.

This is from a couple days ago.

[The football team represents Jarrah’s obsession with science and HTWRW. His wife represents NASA and manned space flight in general]

…the first indication that there might indeed be a problem occurs a week after his wedding… Jarrah walks into his high school locker room to find his wife gang-banging his team (the varsity)… his wife jumps up and flees, but not before Jarrah snaps a photo of her naked buttocks sprinting for the door…

[The incident and the photo represent Jarrah’s knowledge that the Apollo missions were all frauds, i.e., done in a studio]

…Jarrah goes home to find his wife cooking his favorite dinner and humming a happy tune… she denies having gang-banged the football team (varsity or otherwise)… when Jarrah shows her the photo of her fleeing the scene, his wife claims it isn’t her… ‘But I saw you,’ Jarrah replies, ‘and besides, that’s your kangaroo-shaped birthmark on your left buttock.’ And there it is, a kangaroo-shaped birthmark on a naked buttock right there in the photo…

Wherever I go, the poison rains down...

Wherever I go, the poison rains down…

[Even with all the evidence Jarrah has exposed via his 10 years of ‘Moonfaker’ Youtube work, NASA and many people continue to deny the hoax. Jarrah does know better!]

But Jarrah’s wife merely shrugs and repeats her denial of having gang-banged Jarrah’s team, making sure to point out that the birthmark is too blurred (from her speed of retreat) to make out any details.

Time goes by with Jarrah and his wife, the only repercussion of the incident being that Jarrah glues the photo of his wife fleeing the locker room on the fridge door, next to their vacation snapshots. Aside from the occasional remark from a visitor that they have never seen a kangaroo-shaped birthmark before, all is well, the only dissension coming when Jarrah tells his wife that he forgives her for gang-banging his varsity team: His wife invariably denies that the incident ever happened, to which Jarrah would say, ‘Just don’t do it again.’

Delicate clouds immobile hours later. Impossible.

Delicate clouds immobile hours later. Impossible. Click to enlarge.

[This is representative of Jarrah’s refusal to acknowledge that NASA – and others – may have continued to fake at least some of their ‘missions’]

Years go by, then a decade, and one day Jarrah again enters the locker room to find his wife gang-banging the team (the JVs this time). As before, his wife jumps up and flees, with Jarrah managing to snap a photo, which Jarrah glues to the fridge door next to the other one — the kangaroo-shaped birthmark less blurred in this one due to his wife’s sprint speed having waned over the years. As before, Jarrah’s wife denies the incident ever happened, to which Jarrah replies, ‘Just don’t do it again.’

[When I asked Jarrah if he knew that the Mars rover missions were faked, he replied that he did, because ‘parachutes wouldn’t work in the de facto vacuum of Mars.’ There’s way more evidence than that…]

This is a blow up of a NASA photo of 'Mars.' Hey, a rodent! Cool!

This is a blow up of a NASA photo of ‘Mars.’ Hey, a rodent! Cool!

Another decade goes by and one day an acquaintance of Jarrah contacts him (by now email has been invented) – let’s call the acquaintance ‘Allan’ — saying that he, Allan, had seen Jarrah’s wife gang-banging the neighboring town’s football team. Allan even has photos of the incident, he tells Jarrah, then asks if Jarrah’s wife has a kangaroo-shaped birthmark on her left buttock. After asking his wife about the incident, which she denies, Jarrah tells Allan that he is mistaken.

[Enter Elon Musk. Jarrah believes that Musk’s ‘Roadster in space’ imagery is genuine, even though I sent him all the evidence of fakery]

Allan, being an ex-pro photographer, emails Jarrah a sharp and well-composed array of Jarrah’s wife gang-banging the neighboring town’s team. Jarrah loses his temper at this — that the team was Jarrah’s team’s hated rival may have caused the temper flare up – and tells Allan he is imagining things, and that his wife would never gang-bang a football team (let alone his team’s rival).

[No matter how much evidence I provided, Jarrah refused to see the Musk fakery]

‘But Jarrah,’ Allan says, didn’t you catch your wife gang-banging football teams twice before? [Apollo and the Mars rovers] Don’t you even have photographs of her doing it? Jarrah denies any connection between those other incidents and his wife’s current fidelity. Allan gingerly suggests that Jarrah’s wife might have been gang-banging football teams all through the years; he just didn’t always catch her. Jarrah refuses to deal with Allan’s observation.

Jarrah told me this is proof that there's a car up there. Not kidding!

Jarrah told me this is proof that there’s a car up there. Not kidding!

[Then I send him my two videos. This one and this one]

As a last-ditch effort to help Jarrah see the light, Allan sends him an actual video of his wife gang-banging the football team, Allan having gotten access to the CCTV camera (a GoPro) in the locker room. Jarrah’s anger at Allan’s lack of faith in Jarrah’s wife gets the better of him. He emails Allan:

Message body

Allan,

‘My current concerns right now are slightly more meaningful than your idiotic fantasies about my wife.’

Jarrah cuts off communication with Allan. (The email actually reads: ‘…your idiotic fantasies about Musk’s mission being faked.’)

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Okay, as parables go this is no gem, I admit that. Aside from a certain… lack of universality, you may also be thinking that the story is too over-the-top, too much of an exaggeration; after all, parables should be… at least within the realm of some reason. Well, I have news. If anything, my sad and sick little scenario isn’t even close to the brutal truth.

The other thing – and this is what makes this post worth your time – is that Jarrah is only one of twenty-five (25) alt media figures I have contacted about the Musk fakery. You could insert any one of their names where we now have ‘Jarrah.’ I will name them all later.

Ever see the movie 'they Live'?...Ah, just kidding.

Ever see the movie ‘They Live’?…Ah, just kidding.

First, though, I should explain in a bit more detail who Jarrah White is, for those unfamiliar with him. For ten years Jarrah has had a Youtube channel called ‘Moonfaker’, which currently boasts some 850 videos, almost all of which are devoted to exposing the Apollo hoax. So far so good. In fact, Jarrah is by far the most scientifically literate of all the Apollo exposers. He’ll occasionally go way over my head, especially with his radiation calculations (the Van Allen belts, etc.). This is a good one, although you may want to skip through the calculations.

The problem is of course that Jarrah has a problem, reflected in my little parable. As mentioned, so do all of the other alt media figures I contacted. How are we to explain it? Hang in. I’m going to be gradually disclosing the state of the alt media, along with my promised Whys and Implications of the Musk fraud.

Those of you interested in proof that the Apollo missions amounted to the biggest lie in the history of humankind, I urge you to take in some of Jarrah’s work — as well as Bart Sibrel, Marcus Allen, David Percy, and others. Do the searches when you have time. (And yes, these names are on my list of ‘problematic’ alt media figures.)

What makes Jarrah White unique (and hence the subject of this post) is that he responded to my emails, although he was very selective about answering questions (the term ‘cherry picking’ comes to mind). And when he did attempt to answer a specific question, as when I asked him to explain how the Roadster could have avoided tumbling and especially how it began to spin slowly (giving us those perfect views of earth), given that the upper stage has no ‘thruster jets’ to maneuver with, Jarrah answered:

Jarrah's logo for 'Moonfaker'... Yep, a real James Bond, our boy.

Jarrah’s logo for ‘Moonfaker’… Yep, a real James Bond, our boy.

  1. The car is spinning because the Falcon upper stage it is attached to is spinning. With the car fixed to the upper stage and three cameras looking at the car, the Earth will pass the field of view as the Falcon stage rotates during its orbit. (end quote)

It doesn’t take much of a critical thinker to see that Jarrah merely repeated my question, adding irrelevant and obvious facts to make it look like he’s said something. Although Jarrah has claimed to have answered all of my questions, the truth is he answered none. Not one. And I even publicly challenged him to do so, in the description to my first video. (And Jarrah loves to make videos debunking his detractors.)

The reason I say that the truth is even more brutal than my ‘wife-cheating’ parable is this: In the parable Jarrah does not claim to be a scientific/critical thinker, which the real Jarrah does.

I hope you all can see that Jarrah’s real life behavior regarding the Musk fraud evidence is indeed every bit as ridiculous as the parable. And more so. You may want to take the time to watch my videos again – this one and this one – if you doubt me on this point: Jarrah has seen them and not responded.

My road buddy, Jim, last month in the desert.

My road buddy, Jim, last month in the desert.

At one point in our correspondence about Elon Musk’s absurd plan to colonize Mars (I’ll show you the absurdities in a future post), Jarrah insisted that I watch one of his Musk-related videos. I did, and so should you if you’re interested in the matter of Mars and if we will ever go there.

Here’s the rest of my ‘Open Letter to Jarrah White’:

I’m watching your Musk video now, trying to see why you would send it to me as evidence that Musk is for real. I’ve screen-shotted one of Musk’s images of a Mars colony. What Musk does not mention is that if the sun happened to be in the midst of an ‘event,’ everyone in the colony would be dead or dying from radiation in minutes.

Musk's Mars colony. One burp from the sun, everybody's dead.

Musk’s Mars colony. One burp from the sun, everybody’s dead.

Your faith in Musk would not be so strange, except you know Apollo (13 and all of them) were gigantic lies, the biggest lies in the history of man — told over 4 years — and yet you are promoting the idea that NASA/Musk/ESA/Whomever then decided that honesty is best; this in spite of the many proofs that the Big Lies continue. Mars? Try this.

Do you understand how mind control works, Jarrah? In your video, instead of asking yourself ‘What’s going on here?’ you act as if you’re part of a great adventure. This is why Musk says ‘anyone’ can go. People start thinking about whether they would go instead of wondering ‘What’s going on here?’ It’s classic misdirection. But maybe you know this…

‘Anyone can go,’ is a direct quote from Elon Musk, by the way. Has anyone thought about this? Go to a place where you have to wear a space suit all the time you are outside, and if you stub your toe the wrong way you’re dead? More on this in my next post.

My favorite 'impossible' Musk pic. Where is the sun that it could light the head and nothing else?

My favorite ‘impossible’ Musk pic. Where is the sun that it could light the head and nothing else?

You say your attempts to reach Musk and warn him of the radiation problem have failed, huh? Are you fantasizing that you’re the one that can save his plan, Jarrah? Are you expecting a call any day now?

Or are you already under someone’s employ?

Here’s what I’ve noticed about all the classic Apollo hoax exposers: None of you go near the obvious space-image frauds being perpetrated now, the Elon Musk extravaganza only being the current fraud.

If I were among the PTB I wouldn’t much care if some people knew the Apollo missions were faked. I’d only care about what they believe about the current ‘space program.’ What I’d do is hire a bunch of ‘truthers’ to expose Apollo – this way the fools trust you as one of ‘them’ – then pay you to either support, say, NASA and its ‘new face,’ Elon Musk, or keep your trap shut altogether (which is what most alt media do).

See Postscript for this one. It's great!

See Postscript for this one. It’s great!

Maybe this explains why you and the rest of the 25 alt media ‘names’ I’ve contacted behave as you do: Either tell me I’m an idiot or (like the vast majority) don’t respond at all; and certainly do not point out the frauds behind the ‘Roadster in space,’ obvious as they are.

See postscript...

See postscript…

Jarrah, you’re either mentally challenged or a limited hangout disinformation agent. Which is it? I invite a response, here or via Youtube. The gauntlet is down.

This tells us the weather when the 'space' pic was taken.

This tells us the weather when the ‘space’ pic was taken.

Allan

 

You guys will love these last three images. Jarrah wanted to prove that Musk didn’t fake it so he put on a Youtube clip of Australia going by. Problem is, New Zealand should be visible too. But the whole south Pacific is socked in with heavy cloud cover. Too bad. Oh, wait, the weather in New Zealand at the time of the photo was clear to partly cloudy. (This is for February 7th because of the dateline.) I sent these to Jarrah. Dead silence back. I wonder why.

 

Remember the expression ‘Hoist by your own petard, Jarrah?’